Wednesday, January 2, 2013

We must unlearn what you have learned...

Wouldn't it be nice to un-see all of the Star Wars prequels and Special Edition "updates"?

Wouldn't it be nice to not know who or what a Jar Jar Binks is? Wouldn't it be nice to NEVER see Jake Lloyd as Anakin Skywalker… or Hayden Christensen for that matter? Wouldn't it be nice to never hear his bitchy winey voice again?

Wouldn't it be nice to never hear the term midi-chlorian? EVER?!

Oooh oooh, better yet. Lets erase the entire Star Wars universe from our minds so we can watch them all over again from scratch!!!

Dear scientists - please make the "Eternal Sunshine" technology a real thing - for Star Wars sake.

Kthanksbye.